But where is the pubic lice salon? :-/

But where is the pubic lice salon? :-/

Somebody threw away a perfectly fine black woman.

Somebody threw away a perfectly fine black woman.

So I didn’t realize that I could have opted for the Louis Vuitton rental car. I just got stuck in a Chevy Cruze.

So I didn’t realize that I could have opted for the Louis Vuitton rental car. I just got stuck in a Chevy Cruze.

All Things Awesome turned 5 today!

All Things Awesome turned 5 today!

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Friend called me from jail asking me to post Bale for him.. weird, but here you go.

Friend called me from jail asking me to post Bale for him.. weird, but here you go.

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Amazingly funny! Bare ass electric fence test.

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This is why we don’t fly with the poor people in coach. This old bag was in between us from Lisbon to Amsterdam. I was laughing so hard I peed a little. I was probably overtired, but it was still hilarious!

Amsterdams #redlight district. #newyearseve

Good morning Barcelona!